Uhh... I don't really know what to put here. I still hear a lot of things that could go here, but I haven't been writing them down. Just stay tuned to this page for the next while becuase I might try to bring back the almost-daily posts on Text of hte week!

I was going to make another coronavirus joke, this this "pandemic" is seriously just degrading at this point.

were all in this together !!! <3 dont wOry we can get thru these tough times of a totally real has barley affected anyone pandemic.

Ok, I get that this has affected the world, and it definitley has affected some people, but really we are overreacting way too much.

At least things are starting to become normal again?? I don't know anyone who's even come into contact with the cortanavirus.

I say we rename the coronavirus to the cortanavirus, so we can blame Microsoft for this, and the useless lazy peice of crap known as cortana will be removed from Windows 10. (but really, oosu10 does a good job at this already)

Happy Corona time.
Y'know.. having all this time is kinda cool. Made me want to revive this page. If you're bored, go do something similar. We can do this, we can defeat boredom!... I mean defeat the virus or something.

> Without using numbers, how old are you?

> Nineteen.

> now listen here you little sh**

Trash Can Wind Meter

Lid flipped open
Tipped over
In the neighbor's yard
Down the street
I've lost my trash can

"Why does ha make hot but hoo make cold? I'm talking about mouth wind.

Shopping cart wheels be like:

Stone Bricks	Monster egg Stone Bricks
Stone Bricks	Stone Bricks

WARNING

Having a brain can cause brain cancer.

Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable adults.

Anti vax parents have it right then. You cant become a miserable adult if you don't become an adult.

If you drink the liquid from a magic 8 ball you can see the future trust me my friend did once and he said he was gonna die and then he did!

I only just realised now that when someone says "hold your horses" they're telling me to be stable.

Insane fact:

Did you know that if you stretched your lungs out on a tennis court, you would die because you have no lungs.

Would you like to be the sun in my life?

Omg yes!

Then stay 92,935,700 miles the fu** away from me.

Turkey

Directions: First find the turkey in the woods. Get him with a gun. Then carry him to my house then cook him in the oven.

Cooking time: 10 minutes
Temperature: 5 degrees

Is your refrigerator running?

yeah

HAHA YOU FOOL! You have fallen prey to one of my tricks! I was not interested in the operational condition of your refrigerator! I was simply conducting a slight of hand in the form of clever wordplay! What I was refrencing was the movement of your refrigerator, in the form of physical running, which is simply preposterous!

Curses! Foiled again!

Rating: *****

This game is horrible. It's a horrible. Very very a horrible. My daughter Emilia wanted download the it the game on her iPhone, and she ask me, and I said "sure, my child". But alas, when I returned, she was had been a the died. This game is very cursed, and is bad and will haunt and ruin and brain

Whenever my phone battery gets to 0% it shuts off and if I turn it on without charging it, the white led blinks. It only boots when I plug in my charger. Is it a problem or is it a normal thing?

My brain while studying: George Washington

My brain during the test: jorg washingmachine

Things to do when you're studying:

- Watch Television
- Use your phone
- Play Minecraft
- Watch cartoons
- Learn HTML

Oh you're in debate club?

Yeah but you shouldn't join because you need to be really smart to join debate club.

...Why are you in it then?

Mary had a little lamb
whos heart was black as coal
it crept into her room one night
and ate her fu**ing soul

If you don't watch an entire series you are not a true fan.
If you do watch an entire series you are not a true fan.

You are only a true fan if:
You are powered by electricity
Have multiple flat blades
And spin around really fast.

The blood test came back positive.
You have:

blood

FACT:

The blue whale is so large, that if it were laid long way on a basketball court, the game would be cancelled.

FACT:

If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

FACT:

Most people think that t-rexes can't clap because they have short arms, but it's actually because they're dead.

1> Yes! It's alive!

2> If furries want to be animals do we have the right to hunt them?

1> Oops, I forgot to add the brain.

So the teacher was talking about how she has to decorate the classroom for halloween and some kid made some suggestions but the teacher said that she was poor and couldn't do it. I look over to her desk and see a bunch of essential oils and a diffuser. NOW I know where the money went.

If you have 8 dots and someone takes your 8 dots you have 0 dots, but now they have 8 dots. So 8 minus 8 is 8.

If my house was gonna fall into a hole and I could only grab just ONE thing, why not just fall into the hole and i'll still have everything, it'll just be in a hole. Not that different right!

My words are pretty wordy.
They're as wordy as those words,
And when a page is wordless,
I can fill it up with words.
The page you're reading right now has words
But I bet my words are wordier!
And if you claim your words are wordier than my words I'll throw my words at your herd.

(?)

Me:
Accidentally clicks on a fortnite video

YouTube:
Ah, I see you like fortnite videos now! *sets reccomendations*

Teacher:
So to do 1+1 you get 1 dot and add another. Now you have 2 dots!
So what's 1+1?

Class: 2!!

Teacher: Ok good here's the worksheet.

Worksheet: (-2)x6⁴-(-9)x7+(-7x4x9)=

Once I wept, for I had no shoes. Then I came across a man with no feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, its not like he needed them anyways.

A popular text stolen form who knows:

I'm not gonna pay my taxes. What are they gonna to tax me more? Oh i'm going to jail? The one built using MY tax dollars? Didn't pay them. Now there's no jail. I am always 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.

Water Bottle Acheivments:

Purchased

Used

First Dent

Transported

Used 10 Times

Spilled

If you put a bee in the freezer it will get cold and fall asleep. Put the bee in your mouth and it will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Why the fu** would I do that?

>Me running out of area 51 with proof vaccines cause autism

>guard wondering why im running out empty handed

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April 5, 2007
admin wrote:
We released a new update today. Did it work?

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April 6, 2007
cat wrote:
it dun work

I saw this lady drive by in a 2002 Toyota Camry with her best friend, the passenger seat. It was even dressed up with a shirt, a face and a hat! How nice. Free HOV forever!

Dude at school today literally brought a bundle of cat6 into the classroom and showed his friend like "so this is cat6 cable" bro are you networking the school or what.

Few days ago was the first day in the new english class, and we are instantly not allowed into the computer room again because people kept rotating the monitors, someone ripped a dvd drive (the whole drive) right out of a computer case, someone pushed a running computer onto a keyboard and spilled water on a keyboard. What makes people do this kind of stuff?

I was at Tim Hortons, and while I'm standing in line, this old lady walks in, dressed like she's a rich person from the 1800s, and she just casually brings in an entire shopping cart with 2 handbags in it, and casually just orders food like this is completely normal.

So I was at Thrifty Foods, and I grabbed a cart from the smashed cart return to use. When I was going to go into the store, this guy at the front was like "you need to wash the cart move your hands". So I moved my hands, and he washes the cart so slowly that it starts rolling away a tiny bit. Then he says "your hands are dirty because you used the cart", and he washes my hands. I'd been here for so long a line was forming behind us. Calm down, I'm not going to get the cortanavirus cause I touched a cart.

I was at save on again and my brother accidentally coughed and everyone there is like "MOVE GO AWAY 6 FEET SOCIAL DISTANCING" like, calm down I don't have the cortana virus.

Clean up your crumbs off the table we have rats- But hOw do rATS get up on the table? JUST CLEAN UP YOUR- HOW DO RATS GET UP ON THE TABLE? Just clean up your food and crumb- but I still don't know how rats get up on the table, rats stay on tha flOOOR they dun go on the table why should it matter if theres crumbs on the table-

I was in save on with one of those rolly basket things and this old guy looked at me like "how DARE you create so much noise with that basket of yours?" and me looked like he wanted me to die. sheesh.